Total Medals Earned: 257 (From 36 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,360 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (105/150 points)
Medals Earned: 10/25 (220/1,000 points)
Medals Earned: 11/15 (155/280 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Medals Earned: 10/20 (175/440 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 12/16 (345/455 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/205 points)
Medals Earned: 3/11 (40/140 points)
Grab the bag!
Defeat Cato
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Recover 3 lifes in a game
Do 10 headshots in a game
Do 8 'Combo 3x' in a game
Slice 50 ragdolls in a game
Leave alive 3 ragdolls in a game
Do 10 criticals in a game
Slice 1,000 ragdolls
Do 100 headshots
Do 100 criticals
Leave alive 20 ragdolls
Use a slow motion 3 times in a game
Score 3,000 points
Do 4 'Combo 4x' in a game
Do 3 'Combo 5x' in a game
Slice 10 gold ragdolls in a game
Use a slow motion 50 times
Recover 20 lifes
Score 10,000 points
Slice 100 gold ragdolls
Explode 50 bombs
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
You destroyed his abs
You Knocked him out
You won the fight!
His ribs are showing bro!
At least his face looks better now
You won the game rather quickly
Not a scratch on your face
